I Slept with Someone and They Haven’t Messaged Me Since

Having sex outside of a relationship is tricky because the lines are as blurred as that Robin Thicke song about sexual harassment.

None of us can agree on the terms of engagement. I would like a tweet from Theresa May or Kanye West clarifying the official position on what “seeing each other” means. I have no idea what the phrases “dating” or “hooking up” mean either. It sounds like 50 Shades of Emotional Insecurity and I’ll have no part in it, thanks.

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